Dear America, I confess, I am an Anchor Baby.
Why admit that (as per the definition of what an anchor baby is) I was raised by parents who were illegal aliens? Why admit I was their pathway to U.S. citizenship?
Because I read about Ted Cruz being in the Tea Party, and if he is in the Tea Party maybe I can be in the Tea Party too. I can finally be a "real" American too.
But before I can be a real American, I must shed my socialist, evil ways first. That's what the Lord above instructed me to do, to shed my anchor baby ways.
To receive His white light, I must publicly do all of this. Then I can walk on the path to being a "real" American and, hopefully, join the Tea Party with Ted Cruz. I know this is a lot to ask from real Americans, but I pray you will see my confession is real; it's so real that it's American!
I'll start by saying the following:
The right wing conservative party, along with FOX News, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Chris O’Donnell, Senator Russell Pearce, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Katrina Pierson, Rick Santorum, David H. Koch and Charles Koch (The Koch brothers) and the Tea Party National Review are right. Anchor babies have invaded America. We're here and we're multiplying fast. I'll even admit, we enjoy stealing your American dream. Yes, I confess, I confess it all! We love taking everything away from real Americans, and leaving you with nothing!! But, in our defense, it's not our fault!!!
How is it not our fault, you ask? Yes, you asked.. I heard you ask just now.. I heard you!! -- Simply put, the liberals made me do it.
You see, when liberals said they wanted to spread the wealth that was a direct, open invitation for us (the evil immigrants) to come to America and take everything from YOU. Just click on this link where you can read a wonderful story by two wonderful people, proving my point. After all, that is the only reason we are on this planet. To take everything away from "Real Americans". Confessing all of this is not easy to do, I bow in shame. But the truth must be told!!
I mean, who doesn't want the American dream, right? Your underfunded public schools, where kids carry guns and get shot all the time... we want those just for us. Your minimum wage jobs with no retirement plans... we want those too. Your overpriced health insurance plans that you have to pay for, even if you don't want to pay for it... you guessed right, we want those just for us too.
Your bank bail outs that corporations get, or even just the billions of dollars in giveaways to wealthy CEO's (that the right wing never complains about)... well, we definitely want those for us too, but we've yet to figure out how to apply for them! But we won't stop trying to figure it out and that's why we keep bringing Anchor Babies here, we're hoping one of them will hit that big jackpot!!
My point is, it’s not our fault America is so 'gosh-darned' perfect and the liberals carelessly give it away. They know we want America for us, and this is called entrapment. They invited us to come to America. This proves that we (like conservatives) are victims of a liberal agenda.
Lord, please, show me the path towards the real America and, please, also bring me a Pepsi - or a Coke.. either one is fine. Anything that is real American, that is all I want.
But before I get my soda, the world must destroy those commie pig, bloodsucking liberals! Specially, since we're all victims of theirs.
To destroy the liberals - I will reveal two, not one but TWO, big secrets in my confession here. Secrets the liberal media hides from you!!
These two secrets are things that every socialists knows about, and they are the keys to taking back the "real" America. But, of course, the liberal media hides all these secrets from the real America. But that is why I am here, to reveal the truth! But, before I can do that, I have to first tell you how to get rid of illegal aliens and their anchor babies. I have to tell you everything in this order because that is how the Lord instructed me to do it.
If you want to make sure America is only for the real Americans, then you must fully erase the 14th Amendment!! Yes, erase it and take America back!!
Some of you may say this is extreme, but this is what the Lord above instructed me to tell you to do. In case you are not convinced, I will explain to you why the Lord insists you do this. This is where the true patriots will be separated from the fake ones!
A lot of good, well intentioned people just want to rewrite the 14th Amendment. Yes, those of you who just want to rewrite the 14th Amendment have pure and good intentions. I know. But good intentions just ain’t good enough to save America anymore. What we need is REAL action for REAL Americans. To take America back, fully erase that evil, anchor baby-attracting, 14th Amendment now!
The 14th Amendment has brought nothing but pain to Real Americans. If you change it, if you just rewrite it, foreigners (the evil ones, not the European ones - those are the nice foreigners we need more of) will find another way to take advantage of whatever new 14th Amendment is rewritten. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, I was raised by illegal aliens (Spics). I know how they think!
I am about to reveal the FIRST SECRET. DRUM ROLL!!!
When the Constitution only had 10 Amendments everything in America was perfect! Man, those were the good old days. But, because evil liberals wanted more, greed took over. So extra Amendments were added to the Constitution and that’s when things started getting screwy in America. First, the slaves were freed. Yes, that was a sad day. Then women were allowed to vote, another sad day, and then foreigners started coming to America - that's when it was over for everyone!
See, when America just had the 1st and the 2nd Amendment – foreigners weren’t even here yet!
During the good ole' days of 1776 there were no foreigners here, and the media doesn't tell you this! They are keeping this a secret from you!
Heck, back then, this was God’s country. Only European settlers were here, foreigners hadn't even arrived yet. Think about it!!! The European settlers are called "the settlers" for a reason, cause they are not foreigners!! If they were foreigners they would've labeled themselves foreigners. But that's why we call them settlers, cause they're the only and real Americans to settle here. Everyone else, those are the foreigners! The liberal media hides this information from real Americans, but I am here to make sure that stops!
Even Native Americans are not real Americans!! That's another secret the liberal media is hiding. If the Natives were "real" they would have called themselves Real Americans. Instead, they added Native American to their ID cards. But them pesky Natives invented the term Native American after. Like AFTER they saw how great the settlers were making America these pesky natives said, we want a piece of your American pie! So they invented the term Native Americans. But they did that to take things away from Real Americans! I tell you, these Natives are ingenious!! Anyway, the European settlers did not need to have a 14th Amendment in the Constitution to make themselves American, they were already American - and they were REAL! That's why the Constitution only had 10 Amendments when they first wrote it. They didn't need a 14th Amendment to be American, they already were American!!
That's what all the liberals don't want to tell you, that's the secret. But you have to know your history. If you want to take America back.. let’s go back to the way it was. Erase that unnecessary 14th Amendment, because rewriting is just for liberals!! Give America back to our Founding Fathers, to our European settlers, to the one and only true, real Americans.
Man, when I find out which liberal put the 14th amendment in there I won't vote for them again. Like I said, the key to saving America is to erase the 14th Amendment. Of course, to be extra sure, let's tighten security on that Mexican border so that we can stop all the illegals, communists, gays and Muslims from coming in.
Ok, now I am finally ready to tell you the SECOND BIG SECRET...and I mean - this one is BIG!!
But, first, I have to confess something else. Yes, the Lord is instructing me to tell you everything in this order.
I love the phrase illegal alien, and we have to fight to keep it. Why? Cause we can’t say spic, wetback or beaner anymore. Yeah, liberals took that freedom away from us too. They invented 'politically correct' terms. But that's a ploy to take everything that's American away from us. You know what else we can’t say anymore… nigger. But it's unconstitutional to not say what we want to say, and it's our right as Americans to say nigger, nigger, nigger. Spic, Spic, Spic. By the way, chink and gook are almost on their way out too. You know what’s next? Faggot. Yeah, pretty soon we won’t be able to say faggot anymore either. Liberals just wanna get rid of everything patriotic.
But, one thing is for sure, everyone can still say illegal alien, and thank God for that! Even the Democrats say illegal alien because they know the truth. What truth is that? Here is the SECOND secret: All the liberals know that illegal aliens weren’t born with any unalienable rights the way everyone else was, and the Founding Fathers even said it. Actually, they spelled it out but someone erased it. You don’t believe me? Well, then you can read it for yourself in The United States Declaration of Independence adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776. Here is what it actually says:
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that except for the illegal aliens, all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Once again, we repeat, except for illegal aliens, everyone has unalienable Rights .” – signed by The Founding Fathers.
Yeah, that is what it said in the original Declaration of Independence. I know for a fact that some darned liberal erased the “except for the illegal aliens” sentence from it! Actually, a black guy who belongs to the Tea Party Movement told me all of this. As you can see, since a black guy told me this information, saying this is not racist.
Here is a 3rd secret I am about to reveal to you... Hey, why stop at 2!
The same liberals who removed the phrase ‘illegal aliens don't have unalienable rights’ from the Declaration of Independence is also the same liberal who created the fake American birth certificate for Barack Obama. Everyone knows Obama is an illegal alien!!! Look at him, his skin is dark. No way is he a real American!! Obama is almost as bad as those Native Americans who think they're the real Americans!
Fidel Castro, the Muslims and Hugo Chavez (he's dead -- one down, one to go).. all these socialists… have a plan and Obama is part of it. Their plan is to take over the real America by infiltrating it with illegal aliens and socialists. This sounds crazy but they envy America so much that they will do anything destroy it, and that’s why anchor-babies are here.
The worst part is that the liberals know this and that is why Barack Obama is President today (and re-elected!).
There, I said it. Now you know the full truth. Our Founding Fathers wrote “except for the illegal aliens, all men are created equal” and Barack Obama is the Commander “Anchor Baby” in Chief and the liberal media is trying to hide that cause they want to take over the real, Sarah Palin, America.
Trust me, this is the truth and the Lord revealed it to me when I saw His light. That's why I broke ranks with the socialist-liberals, and I want to join the Tea Party Movement. Praise the Lord, Hallelujah.
By the way, there's an added bonus, if you erase the 14th amendment today then you can skip from the 13th amendment all the way to the 15th. That's right, less reading for you and more time to watch 'American Idol'. But you have to act quickly since this offer only lasts before 'American Idol' is canceled, which I hear the liberals want to do. So, call your congressman today and ask for the: ERASE THE 14th AMENDMENT 'AMERICAN IDOL' SPECIAL and you'll get the added bonus right away.
In summary, get rid of the 14th amendment, it's one less reading anyway and more American Idiots! Sorry, I meant, idols.
Call your senator and ask for the ERASE the 14th Amendment!
(Before calling your Senator, check with your carrier for calling rates. Now that I am a Tea Party member, you're on your own, bitch!).
No more 14th Amendment, no more anchor babies, no more illegal aliens working at Chipotle, no more Muslims building ground-zero mosques, no more communists talking about spreading wealth. Anyone else born in the US from now on won’t become an American – and, the best part, less reading for whoever still is and American! Man, I should be the next President of America.
Now, for those of you who think that corporations outsourcing middle class jobs are to blame for America’s financial problems, or that the donations both Republicans and Democrats get from multinational corporations, or the rich banks who evict working class people from their homes, or the CEO’s who make millions of dollars off the Iraq and Afghan wars while soldiers and innocent people keep dying.. if you ever thought they were to blame for the problems in America, news flash… I tell you, you are wrong!!
Just ask FOX news. Rich folk love you, and they'll do everything to help you. EVERYTHING. It's the anchor-babies who hate you.
Wall Street, and its corporate mind frame, will never take your jobs away. Corporations don’t steal, they actually and truly care about poor people. Now, the real thieves are the socialists, the liberals and the illegal aliens. But, like I told you, I broke ranks with those evil, brainwashing, commie-pigs. I only watch FOX news now, and that is why I caught wind of the truth. Thank God!
The other news outlets, all they talk about is the bank bailouts that the wealthy got, but how does that tell us anything important? You know what else is not important? The war budgets that cost America over $100 Billion dollars a year.. or how the rich and wealthy CEO's keep getting millions of dollars in huge bonuses every month while working and lower class Americans stand on the unemployment line.. forget the global warming issue, global warming doesn't even exist... but Anchor Babies and illegal immigrants - they definitely exist. They are the real problem and the real threat to America.
I admit this because, as I said, I need to repent my evil socialist ways and be a good little capitalist from now on. As a matter of fact, listen to something evil I did. It’s unchristian, unholy! So, I caution you to read it carefully and pray to the Lord for protection while you read this below. It’s horrific.
When I was a baby I had a neighbor, who was also a baby, named Sally (who my illegal alien mother calls Gringa). Anyway, Sally went with her mommy to the supermarket because she ran out of diapers.
But when they returned from the market Sally was crying. So, while I was drooling (remember, I was a baby when this happened), I asked her... "Sally, why are you crying?" Little Sally told me her mommy needed to buy diapers for her.. so they went to the market but they didn't find any diapers because they were all sold out. So, she was crying cause all she could do now was poop in her favorite Osh Kosh pants.
That moment is when I realized how much the real America was suffering. But what I did not tell little Sally is that, earlier that same day, my illegal parents had gone to that very same market and bought all the diapers that were in there because it is their sole mission to taketh everything away from the real America.
Yes, I had all the diapers in my McMansion while little Sally was forced to poop in her favorite pants.
Too bad, little Sally. Poop in your Osh Kosh pants while I poop in my diapers. Ah, yes, anchor babies get to have everything the real Americans need and deserve.... we taketh while they needeth. I love America.
Thank you, America, I keep getting a free ride. Yes, my undocumented parents – oops, I slipped… I mean, my illegal alien parents take your jobs away... forget the middle class higher wage jobs that CEO's keep shipping abroad... I’m talking about the minimum wage jobs that all the 'real' Americans want and beg for. My evil parents happily take those jobs away, while I happily steal diapers from 'real' American babies.
Why do we do this? Cause that is what an evil socialist does, we try to spread the wealth for us. But, please, believe me when I tell you that I don't want to be this way anymore because I see HIS white light and I want to make it to baby heaven. So, spread the word to end this evil invasion of the anchor babies and illegal aliens, plus the communists and Muslims too. Tell everyone you know to read this too.
Wait, come to think of it.. who would've ever thought a baby could write online, and much less an anchor baby speaking the English language? This is worrisome and it means that I, an anchor baby, can easily assimilate into American culture. Anyway, too bad my parents don't speak English. Oh, well, they're such immigrants anyway. Ha, ha, ha. Think about, if I am just a baby now and I have my own website.. then who knows what evil I will havoc when I grow up!! I might even get a job at Chipotle. Ha, ha, ha!!
- The Anchor Baby
[email protected]
Because I read about Ted Cruz being in the Tea Party, and if he is in the Tea Party maybe I can be in the Tea Party too. I can finally be a "real" American too.
But before I can be a real American, I must shed my socialist, evil ways first. That's what the Lord above instructed me to do, to shed my anchor baby ways.
To receive His white light, I must publicly do all of this. Then I can walk on the path to being a "real" American and, hopefully, join the Tea Party with Ted Cruz. I know this is a lot to ask from real Americans, but I pray you will see my confession is real; it's so real that it's American!
I'll start by saying the following:
The right wing conservative party, along with FOX News, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Chris O’Donnell, Senator Russell Pearce, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Katrina Pierson, Rick Santorum, David H. Koch and Charles Koch (The Koch brothers) and the Tea Party National Review are right. Anchor babies have invaded America. We're here and we're multiplying fast. I'll even admit, we enjoy stealing your American dream. Yes, I confess, I confess it all! We love taking everything away from real Americans, and leaving you with nothing!! But, in our defense, it's not our fault!!!
How is it not our fault, you ask? Yes, you asked.. I heard you ask just now.. I heard you!! -- Simply put, the liberals made me do it.
You see, when liberals said they wanted to spread the wealth that was a direct, open invitation for us (the evil immigrants) to come to America and take everything from YOU. Just click on this link where you can read a wonderful story by two wonderful people, proving my point. After all, that is the only reason we are on this planet. To take everything away from "Real Americans". Confessing all of this is not easy to do, I bow in shame. But the truth must be told!!
I mean, who doesn't want the American dream, right? Your underfunded public schools, where kids carry guns and get shot all the time... we want those just for us. Your minimum wage jobs with no retirement plans... we want those too. Your overpriced health insurance plans that you have to pay for, even if you don't want to pay for it... you guessed right, we want those just for us too.
Your bank bail outs that corporations get, or even just the billions of dollars in giveaways to wealthy CEO's (that the right wing never complains about)... well, we definitely want those for us too, but we've yet to figure out how to apply for them! But we won't stop trying to figure it out and that's why we keep bringing Anchor Babies here, we're hoping one of them will hit that big jackpot!!
My point is, it’s not our fault America is so 'gosh-darned' perfect and the liberals carelessly give it away. They know we want America for us, and this is called entrapment. They invited us to come to America. This proves that we (like conservatives) are victims of a liberal agenda.
Lord, please, show me the path towards the real America and, please, also bring me a Pepsi - or a Coke.. either one is fine. Anything that is real American, that is all I want.
But before I get my soda, the world must destroy those commie pig, bloodsucking liberals! Specially, since we're all victims of theirs.
To destroy the liberals - I will reveal two, not one but TWO, big secrets in my confession here. Secrets the liberal media hides from you!!
These two secrets are things that every socialists knows about, and they are the keys to taking back the "real" America. But, of course, the liberal media hides all these secrets from the real America. But that is why I am here, to reveal the truth! But, before I can do that, I have to first tell you how to get rid of illegal aliens and their anchor babies. I have to tell you everything in this order because that is how the Lord instructed me to do it.
If you want to make sure America is only for the real Americans, then you must fully erase the 14th Amendment!! Yes, erase it and take America back!!
Some of you may say this is extreme, but this is what the Lord above instructed me to tell you to do. In case you are not convinced, I will explain to you why the Lord insists you do this. This is where the true patriots will be separated from the fake ones!
A lot of good, well intentioned people just want to rewrite the 14th Amendment. Yes, those of you who just want to rewrite the 14th Amendment have pure and good intentions. I know. But good intentions just ain’t good enough to save America anymore. What we need is REAL action for REAL Americans. To take America back, fully erase that evil, anchor baby-attracting, 14th Amendment now!
The 14th Amendment has brought nothing but pain to Real Americans. If you change it, if you just rewrite it, foreigners (the evil ones, not the European ones - those are the nice foreigners we need more of) will find another way to take advantage of whatever new 14th Amendment is rewritten. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, I was raised by illegal aliens (Spics). I know how they think!
I am about to reveal the FIRST SECRET. DRUM ROLL!!!
When the Constitution only had 10 Amendments everything in America was perfect! Man, those were the good old days. But, because evil liberals wanted more, greed took over. So extra Amendments were added to the Constitution and that’s when things started getting screwy in America. First, the slaves were freed. Yes, that was a sad day. Then women were allowed to vote, another sad day, and then foreigners started coming to America - that's when it was over for everyone!
See, when America just had the 1st and the 2nd Amendment – foreigners weren’t even here yet!
During the good ole' days of 1776 there were no foreigners here, and the media doesn't tell you this! They are keeping this a secret from you!
Heck, back then, this was God’s country. Only European settlers were here, foreigners hadn't even arrived yet. Think about it!!! The European settlers are called "the settlers" for a reason, cause they are not foreigners!! If they were foreigners they would've labeled themselves foreigners. But that's why we call them settlers, cause they're the only and real Americans to settle here. Everyone else, those are the foreigners! The liberal media hides this information from real Americans, but I am here to make sure that stops!
Even Native Americans are not real Americans!! That's another secret the liberal media is hiding. If the Natives were "real" they would have called themselves Real Americans. Instead, they added Native American to their ID cards. But them pesky Natives invented the term Native American after. Like AFTER they saw how great the settlers were making America these pesky natives said, we want a piece of your American pie! So they invented the term Native Americans. But they did that to take things away from Real Americans! I tell you, these Natives are ingenious!! Anyway, the European settlers did not need to have a 14th Amendment in the Constitution to make themselves American, they were already American - and they were REAL! That's why the Constitution only had 10 Amendments when they first wrote it. They didn't need a 14th Amendment to be American, they already were American!!
That's what all the liberals don't want to tell you, that's the secret. But you have to know your history. If you want to take America back.. let’s go back to the way it was. Erase that unnecessary 14th Amendment, because rewriting is just for liberals!! Give America back to our Founding Fathers, to our European settlers, to the one and only true, real Americans.
Man, when I find out which liberal put the 14th amendment in there I won't vote for them again. Like I said, the key to saving America is to erase the 14th Amendment. Of course, to be extra sure, let's tighten security on that Mexican border so that we can stop all the illegals, communists, gays and Muslims from coming in.
Ok, now I am finally ready to tell you the SECOND BIG SECRET...and I mean - this one is BIG!!
But, first, I have to confess something else. Yes, the Lord is instructing me to tell you everything in this order.
I love the phrase illegal alien, and we have to fight to keep it. Why? Cause we can’t say spic, wetback or beaner anymore. Yeah, liberals took that freedom away from us too. They invented 'politically correct' terms. But that's a ploy to take everything that's American away from us. You know what else we can’t say anymore… nigger. But it's unconstitutional to not say what we want to say, and it's our right as Americans to say nigger, nigger, nigger. Spic, Spic, Spic. By the way, chink and gook are almost on their way out too. You know what’s next? Faggot. Yeah, pretty soon we won’t be able to say faggot anymore either. Liberals just wanna get rid of everything patriotic.
But, one thing is for sure, everyone can still say illegal alien, and thank God for that! Even the Democrats say illegal alien because they know the truth. What truth is that? Here is the SECOND secret: All the liberals know that illegal aliens weren’t born with any unalienable rights the way everyone else was, and the Founding Fathers even said it. Actually, they spelled it out but someone erased it. You don’t believe me? Well, then you can read it for yourself in The United States Declaration of Independence adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776. Here is what it actually says:
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that except for the illegal aliens, all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Once again, we repeat, except for illegal aliens, everyone has unalienable Rights .” – signed by The Founding Fathers.
Yeah, that is what it said in the original Declaration of Independence. I know for a fact that some darned liberal erased the “except for the illegal aliens” sentence from it! Actually, a black guy who belongs to the Tea Party Movement told me all of this. As you can see, since a black guy told me this information, saying this is not racist.
Here is a 3rd secret I am about to reveal to you... Hey, why stop at 2!
The same liberals who removed the phrase ‘illegal aliens don't have unalienable rights’ from the Declaration of Independence is also the same liberal who created the fake American birth certificate for Barack Obama. Everyone knows Obama is an illegal alien!!! Look at him, his skin is dark. No way is he a real American!! Obama is almost as bad as those Native Americans who think they're the real Americans!
Fidel Castro, the Muslims and Hugo Chavez (he's dead -- one down, one to go).. all these socialists… have a plan and Obama is part of it. Their plan is to take over the real America by infiltrating it with illegal aliens and socialists. This sounds crazy but they envy America so much that they will do anything destroy it, and that’s why anchor-babies are here.
The worst part is that the liberals know this and that is why Barack Obama is President today (and re-elected!).
There, I said it. Now you know the full truth. Our Founding Fathers wrote “except for the illegal aliens, all men are created equal” and Barack Obama is the Commander “Anchor Baby” in Chief and the liberal media is trying to hide that cause they want to take over the real, Sarah Palin, America.
Trust me, this is the truth and the Lord revealed it to me when I saw His light. That's why I broke ranks with the socialist-liberals, and I want to join the Tea Party Movement. Praise the Lord, Hallelujah.
By the way, there's an added bonus, if you erase the 14th amendment today then you can skip from the 13th amendment all the way to the 15th. That's right, less reading for you and more time to watch 'American Idol'. But you have to act quickly since this offer only lasts before 'American Idol' is canceled, which I hear the liberals want to do. So, call your congressman today and ask for the: ERASE THE 14th AMENDMENT 'AMERICAN IDOL' SPECIAL and you'll get the added bonus right away.
In summary, get rid of the 14th amendment, it's one less reading anyway and more American Idiots! Sorry, I meant, idols.
Call your senator and ask for the ERASE the 14th Amendment!
(Before calling your Senator, check with your carrier for calling rates. Now that I am a Tea Party member, you're on your own, bitch!).
No more 14th Amendment, no more anchor babies, no more illegal aliens working at Chipotle, no more Muslims building ground-zero mosques, no more communists talking about spreading wealth. Anyone else born in the US from now on won’t become an American – and, the best part, less reading for whoever still is and American! Man, I should be the next President of America.
Now, for those of you who think that corporations outsourcing middle class jobs are to blame for America’s financial problems, or that the donations both Republicans and Democrats get from multinational corporations, or the rich banks who evict working class people from their homes, or the CEO’s who make millions of dollars off the Iraq and Afghan wars while soldiers and innocent people keep dying.. if you ever thought they were to blame for the problems in America, news flash… I tell you, you are wrong!!
Just ask FOX news. Rich folk love you, and they'll do everything to help you. EVERYTHING. It's the anchor-babies who hate you.
Wall Street, and its corporate mind frame, will never take your jobs away. Corporations don’t steal, they actually and truly care about poor people. Now, the real thieves are the socialists, the liberals and the illegal aliens. But, like I told you, I broke ranks with those evil, brainwashing, commie-pigs. I only watch FOX news now, and that is why I caught wind of the truth. Thank God!
The other news outlets, all they talk about is the bank bailouts that the wealthy got, but how does that tell us anything important? You know what else is not important? The war budgets that cost America over $100 Billion dollars a year.. or how the rich and wealthy CEO's keep getting millions of dollars in huge bonuses every month while working and lower class Americans stand on the unemployment line.. forget the global warming issue, global warming doesn't even exist... but Anchor Babies and illegal immigrants - they definitely exist. They are the real problem and the real threat to America.
I admit this because, as I said, I need to repent my evil socialist ways and be a good little capitalist from now on. As a matter of fact, listen to something evil I did. It’s unchristian, unholy! So, I caution you to read it carefully and pray to the Lord for protection while you read this below. It’s horrific.
When I was a baby I had a neighbor, who was also a baby, named Sally (who my illegal alien mother calls Gringa). Anyway, Sally went with her mommy to the supermarket because she ran out of diapers.
But when they returned from the market Sally was crying. So, while I was drooling (remember, I was a baby when this happened), I asked her... "Sally, why are you crying?" Little Sally told me her mommy needed to buy diapers for her.. so they went to the market but they didn't find any diapers because they were all sold out. So, she was crying cause all she could do now was poop in her favorite Osh Kosh pants.
That moment is when I realized how much the real America was suffering. But what I did not tell little Sally is that, earlier that same day, my illegal parents had gone to that very same market and bought all the diapers that were in there because it is their sole mission to taketh everything away from the real America.
Yes, I had all the diapers in my McMansion while little Sally was forced to poop in her favorite pants.
Too bad, little Sally. Poop in your Osh Kosh pants while I poop in my diapers. Ah, yes, anchor babies get to have everything the real Americans need and deserve.... we taketh while they needeth. I love America.
Thank you, America, I keep getting a free ride. Yes, my undocumented parents – oops, I slipped… I mean, my illegal alien parents take your jobs away... forget the middle class higher wage jobs that CEO's keep shipping abroad... I’m talking about the minimum wage jobs that all the 'real' Americans want and beg for. My evil parents happily take those jobs away, while I happily steal diapers from 'real' American babies.
Why do we do this? Cause that is what an evil socialist does, we try to spread the wealth for us. But, please, believe me when I tell you that I don't want to be this way anymore because I see HIS white light and I want to make it to baby heaven. So, spread the word to end this evil invasion of the anchor babies and illegal aliens, plus the communists and Muslims too. Tell everyone you know to read this too.
Wait, come to think of it.. who would've ever thought a baby could write online, and much less an anchor baby speaking the English language? This is worrisome and it means that I, an anchor baby, can easily assimilate into American culture. Anyway, too bad my parents don't speak English. Oh, well, they're such immigrants anyway. Ha, ha, ha. Think about, if I am just a baby now and I have my own website.. then who knows what evil I will havoc when I grow up!! I might even get a job at Chipotle. Ha, ha, ha!!
- The Anchor Baby
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