To Save America from Anchor Babies
Demand that liberals Erase the 14th Amendment!!
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America only for real Americans, remove the 14th Amendment!!
To Save America call now at: (855) ERASE-14 / (855) 372-7314
Demand that liberals Erase the 14th Amendment!!
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America only for real Americans, remove the 14th Amendment!!
To Save America call now at: (855) ERASE-14 / (855) 372-7314
Dear 'real' America, I am an Anchor Baby.
Why would I admit I am an anchor baby, yet want to erase the 14th Amendment? Because I saw the truth and, now that I see the truth, I want to join the Tea Party. But, before I can do that, the Lord above instructed me to first confess and shed my past sins. To receive His white light, I have to publicly repent my Anchorbaby ways, and then I can walk the path towards recovery with the real America. Yes, I know, this is a lot to ask for. Still, I pray you’ll see my confession as sincere and forgive my past evil, Anchorbaby ways.
I'll start by confessing that the right wing conservative party - along with FOX News, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Chris O’Donnell, Senator Russell Pearce, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Katrina Pierson, Rick Santorum, David H. Koch and Charles Koch (The Koch brothers) and the Tea Party National Review are right. Anchor babies have invaded America. We're here, we're multiplying fast, we enjoy stealing your American dream and, I confess, we actually love leaving real Americans with nothing! Yes, we are here to stay.
But, it's not our fault.
How is it not our fault, you ask? Yes, you asked.. I heard you ask it just now.. in your head!!
Simply put, the liberals made us do it!!
I know, I know, this sounds controversial but it’s the truth. See, when liberals said they wanted to spread your wealth that was when they sent us (little Spics and other immigrants) an open invitation to come to America and take over. Take everything away from real Americans, which is what we've wanted to do all along. That's the only reason we are on this planet, to take from Real Americans. I am confessing it all, and this is not easy... but the truth must be told!!
I mean, who doesn't want the American dream, right? Your underfunded public schools, where kids carry guns and get shot all the time... we want those just for us. Your minimum wage jobs with no retirement plans... we want those too. Your overpriced health insurance plans where benefits are STILL denied (even under ObamaCare)... you guessed right, we want those just for us too.
Your bank bail outs that corporations get, the billions of dollars in giveaways to wealthy CEO's (that the right wing never complains about)... well, we definitely want those for us too, but we've yet to figure out how to apply for them!
My point is, it’s not our fault America is so 'gosh-darned' perfect and the liberals carelessly give it away. They know we want America just for us, and this is exactly what is called entrapment. They offered America to us. That proves that we (just like conservatives) are also victims of the liberal agenda.
Lord, please, show me the path towards the real America and, please, also bring me a Pepsi - or a Coke.. either one is fine. Anything American is all I want.
But I digress. See, the world must destroy commie pig, bloodsucking liberals because everyone is a victim of them... and I want to help lead the way. I will reveal two – not one but TWO, BIG SECRETS in my confession here. Secrets the liberal media is hiding!!
These two secrets are things all socialists know about but, of course, they keep it a secret from the real America. But not anymore!! I am going to reveal them. But, before I can do that, I have to first tell you the key to getting rid of illegal aliens and their anchor babies. I have to tell you everything in this order because that is how the Lord instructed me to do it.
If you want to save the real America… if you want to make sure America is only for the real Americans, then you must fully erase the 14th Amendment!!
This is not easy, some of you may even say this is extreme. However, this is where the true patriots will be separated from the fake ones! You have to take America back!! The Lord above instructed me to tell you this and I am just HIS messenger. In case you you are still not convinced, I will explain why you must do this.
A lot of good, well intentioned people just want to rewrite the 14th Amendment. Yes, those of you who just want to rewrite the 14th Amendment have pure and good intentions. I know. But good intentions just ain’t good enough to save America anymore. What we need is REAL action for REAL Americans. To take America back, fully erase that evil anchor baby-attracting 14th Amendment now!
The 14th Amendment has brought nothing but pain to Real Americans. If you change it, if you just rewrite it, foreigners (the evil ones, not the European ones - those are the nice foreigners we need more of) will find another way to take advantage of whatever new 14th Amendment is rewritten. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, I was raised by illegal aliens (Spics). I know how they think!
DRUM ROLL: I am about to reveal the first secret. When the Constitution just had 10 Amendments, everything in America was fine. Those were the good old days. But, because evil liberals wanted more, greed took over. So extra Amendments were added and that’s when things got screwy for America. First, the slaves were freed. Then women were allowed to vote and then foreigners started coming to America. Yeah, when we just had the 1st Amendment and the 2nd Amendment – foreigners weren’t even here yet!
During the good ole days of 1776, people didn’t come to America from other countries, no foreigners at all.
Heck, this was God’s country, and only European settlers (there were no Native Americans yet, think about it!! Are they real Americans -- they didn't settle and colonize this land! They just lived here) those Natives just lived here so why the heck would Europeans need a 14th Amendment to make themselves American? They were the real Americans! That's why you only had 10 Amendments first, cause the Europeans were already American!! That's what all the liberals don't get. You have to know your history. If you want to take America back.. let’s go back to the way it was. Erase the whole damn 14th Amendment because rewriting is just for liberals!! Give America back to our Founding Fathers, to our European settlers, to the one and only true, real Americans.
Man, when I find out which liberal put the 14th amendment in there I won't vote for them again. Like I said, the key to saving America is to erase the 14th Amendment. Of course, to be extra sure, let's tighten security on that Mexican border so that we can stop all the illegals, communists, gays and Muslims from coming in.
Ok, now I am finally ready to tell you second big secret...and I mean - this one is BIG!!
But, first, I have to confess something else.
I love the phrase illegal alien, we have to fight to keep it. See, we can’t say spic, wetback or beaner anymore. Yeah, liberals took that freedom away from us too. They invented 'politically correct'. But that's a ploy to take everything that's American away. You know what else we can’t say anymore… nigger. But it's unconstitutional to not say what U want, and it's our right as Americans to say nigger, nigger, nigger. Spic, Spic, Spic. By the way, chink and gook are almost on the way out too. Know what’s next? Fag. Yeah, pretty soon we won’t be able to say faggot anymore either. Liberals just wanna get rid of everything patriotic.
But, one thing is for sure, everyone can still say illegal alien, and thank God for that! Even the Democrats say illegal alien because they know the truth. What truth is that? Here is the secret I am going to reveal to you, so read this carefully. All the liberals know that illegal aliens weren’t born with any inalienable rights the way everyone else was, and our Founding Fathers even said it. Actually, they spelled it out but someone erased it. You don’t believe me? Well, then you can read it for yourself in The United States Declaration of Independence adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776. Here is what it actually says:
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that except for the illegal aliens, all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Once again, except for illegal aliens.” – signed by The Founding Fathers.
That is what it said in the original Declaration of Independence and I know for a fact that some darned liberal erased the “except for the illegal aliens” sentence from it! Actually, a black guy who belongs to the Tea Party Movement told me all of this. As you can see, since a black guy told me this information, it is not racist. Since he is black, he can’t be racist at all. Neither are you or me.
Here is third secret I am about to reveal... Hey, why stop at 2 secrets!
The same liberals who removed the phrase ‘illegal alien’ from the Declaration of Independence is also the same one who created the fake American birth certificate for Barack Obama. Obama was born in another country, everyone knows that, but what the media does not tell you is that he is also an illegal alien!!!
Fidel Castro, the Muslims and Chavez (he's dead -- one down one to go).. all these socialists… have a plan and Obama is part of it. Their plan is to take over the real America by infiltrating it with illegal aliens. This sounds crazy but they envy America so much so that they will do anything destroy it and that’s why anchorbabies exist.
The worst part is that the liberals know this and that is why Barack Obama is President today (and re-elected!).
There, I said it. Now you know the full truth. Our Founding Fathers wrote “except for the illegal aliens, all men are created equal” and Barack Obama is the Commander “Anchor Baby” in Chief and the liberal media is trying to hide that cause they want to take over the real, Sarah Palin, America.
Trust me, this is the truth and the Lord revealed it to me when I saw His light. That's why I broke ranks with the socialist-liberals, and I want to join the Tea Party Movement. Praise the Lord, Hallelujah.
By the way, there's an added bonus, if you erase the 14th amendment today then you can skip from the 13th amendment all the way to the 15th. That's right, less reading for you and more time to watch 'Dancing with the Stars'. But you have to act quickly since this offer only lasts before the 'Dancing with the Stars' is canceled, which I hear the liberals want to do. So, call your congressman today and ask for the: ERASE THE 14th AMENDMENT 'DANCING WITH THE STARS' SPECIAL and you'll get the added bonus right away.
In summary, get rid of the 14th amendment, it's one less reading anyway and more Dancing with the Tarts! Sorry, Star.
Call the number below and ask for the ERASE the 14th amendment Dancing with the Stars, special.
Here is the # (855) ERASE-14. Again, the number is (855) 372-7314. (check with your carrier for your calling rates. Sorry, but now that I am a Tea Party member, you're on your own).
No 14th Amendment, no anchor babies, no illegal aliens working anymore at Chipotle, no Muslims building ground-zero mosques, no communists talking about spreading wealth. Anyone else born in the US from now on won’t become an American – and, the best part, less reading for whoever still is! I should be the next President.
Now, for those of you who think that corporations outsourcing middle class jobs are to blame for America’s financial problems, or that the donations both Republicans and Democrats get from multinational corporations, or the rich banks who evict working class people from their homes, or the CEO’s who make millions of dollars off the Iraq and Afghan wars while soldiers and innocent people keep dying.. if you ever thought they were to blame for the problems in America, news flash… you’re wrong!!
Just ask FOX news. Rich folk love you, and they will do everything for you. It's the anchor babies who hate you.
Wall Street, and its corporate mind frame, will never take your jobs away. Corporations don’t steal, they care about poor people. The real thieves are the socialists, the liberals and the illegal aliens. But, like I told you, I broke ranks with those evil brainwashing, commie pigs. I just watch FOX news now and that is why I caught wind of the truth, thank God!
The other news outlets, all they talk about is the bank bailouts that the wealthy got, but how does that tell us anything important? You know what else is not important? The war budgets that cost America over $100 Billion dollars a year.. or how the rich and wealthy CEO's keep getting millions of dollars in huge bonuses every month while working and lower class Americans stand on the unemployment line.. forget the global warming issue, global warming doesn't even exist... but Anchor Babies and illegal immigrants - they definitely exist. They are the real problem and the real threat to America.
I admit this because, as I said, I need to repent my evil socialist ways and be a good little capitalist from now on. As a matter of fact, listen to something evil I did. It’s unchristian, unholy! So, I caution you to read it carefully and pray to the Lord for protection while you read this below. It’s horrific.
When I was a baby I had a neighbor, who was also a baby, named Sally (who my illegal alien mother calls Gringa). Anyway, Sally went with her mommy to the supermarket because she ran out of diapers.
But when they returned from the market Sally was crying. So, while I was drooling (remember, I was a baby when this happened), I asked her... "Sally, why are you crying?" Little Sally told me her mommy needed to buy diapers for her.. so they went to the market but they didn't find any diapers because they were all sold out. So, she was crying cause all she could do now was poop in her favorite Osh Kosh pants.
That moment is when I realized how much the real America was suffering. But what I did not tell little Sally is that, earlier that same day, my illegal parents had gone to that very same market and bought all the diapers that were in there because it is their sole mission to taketh everything away from the real America.
Yes, I had all the diapers in my McMansion while little Sally was forced to poop in her favorite pants.
Too bad, little Sally. Poop in your Osh Kosh pants while I poop in my diapers. Ah, yes, anchor babies get to have everything the real Americans need and deserve.... we taketh while they needeth. I love America.
Thank you, America, I keep getting a free ride. Yes, my undocumented parents – oops, I slipped… I mean, my illegal alien parents take your jobs away... forget the middle class higher wage jobs that CEO's keep shipping abroad... I’m talking about the minimum wage jobs that all the 'real' Americans want and beg for. My evil parents happily take those jobs away, while I happily steal diapers from 'real' American babies.
Why do we do this? Cause that is what an evil socialist does, we try to spread the wealth for us. But, please, believe me when I tell you that I don't want to be this way anymore because I see HIS white light and I want to make it to baby heaven. So, spread the word to end this evil invasion of the anchor babies and illegal aliens, plus the communists and Muslims too. Tell everyone you know to read this too.
Wait, come to think of it.. who would've ever thought a baby could write online, and much less an anchor baby speaking the English language? This is worrisome and it means that I, an anchor baby, can easily assimilate into American culture. Anyway, too bad my parents don't speak English. Oh, well, they're such immigrants anyway. Ha, ha, ha. Think about, if I am just a baby now and I have my own website.. then who knows what evil I will havoc when I grow up!! I might even get a job at Chipotle. Ha, ha, ha!!
- The Anchor Baby
[email protected]
I'll start by confessing that the right wing conservative party - along with FOX News, Bill O’Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Chris O’Donnell, Senator Russell Pearce, Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, Katrina Pierson, Rick Santorum, David H. Koch and Charles Koch (The Koch brothers) and the Tea Party National Review are right. Anchor babies have invaded America. We're here, we're multiplying fast, we enjoy stealing your American dream and, I confess, we actually love leaving real Americans with nothing! Yes, we are here to stay.
But, it's not our fault.
How is it not our fault, you ask? Yes, you asked.. I heard you ask it just now.. in your head!!
Simply put, the liberals made us do it!!
I know, I know, this sounds controversial but it’s the truth. See, when liberals said they wanted to spread your wealth that was when they sent us (little Spics and other immigrants) an open invitation to come to America and take over. Take everything away from real Americans, which is what we've wanted to do all along. That's the only reason we are on this planet, to take from Real Americans. I am confessing it all, and this is not easy... but the truth must be told!!
I mean, who doesn't want the American dream, right? Your underfunded public schools, where kids carry guns and get shot all the time... we want those just for us. Your minimum wage jobs with no retirement plans... we want those too. Your overpriced health insurance plans where benefits are STILL denied (even under ObamaCare)... you guessed right, we want those just for us too.
Your bank bail outs that corporations get, the billions of dollars in giveaways to wealthy CEO's (that the right wing never complains about)... well, we definitely want those for us too, but we've yet to figure out how to apply for them!
My point is, it’s not our fault America is so 'gosh-darned' perfect and the liberals carelessly give it away. They know we want America just for us, and this is exactly what is called entrapment. They offered America to us. That proves that we (just like conservatives) are also victims of the liberal agenda.
Lord, please, show me the path towards the real America and, please, also bring me a Pepsi - or a Coke.. either one is fine. Anything American is all I want.
But I digress. See, the world must destroy commie pig, bloodsucking liberals because everyone is a victim of them... and I want to help lead the way. I will reveal two – not one but TWO, BIG SECRETS in my confession here. Secrets the liberal media is hiding!!
These two secrets are things all socialists know about but, of course, they keep it a secret from the real America. But not anymore!! I am going to reveal them. But, before I can do that, I have to first tell you the key to getting rid of illegal aliens and their anchor babies. I have to tell you everything in this order because that is how the Lord instructed me to do it.
If you want to save the real America… if you want to make sure America is only for the real Americans, then you must fully erase the 14th Amendment!!
This is not easy, some of you may even say this is extreme. However, this is where the true patriots will be separated from the fake ones! You have to take America back!! The Lord above instructed me to tell you this and I am just HIS messenger. In case you you are still not convinced, I will explain why you must do this.
A lot of good, well intentioned people just want to rewrite the 14th Amendment. Yes, those of you who just want to rewrite the 14th Amendment have pure and good intentions. I know. But good intentions just ain’t good enough to save America anymore. What we need is REAL action for REAL Americans. To take America back, fully erase that evil anchor baby-attracting 14th Amendment now!
The 14th Amendment has brought nothing but pain to Real Americans. If you change it, if you just rewrite it, foreigners (the evil ones, not the European ones - those are the nice foreigners we need more of) will find another way to take advantage of whatever new 14th Amendment is rewritten. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about, I was raised by illegal aliens (Spics). I know how they think!
DRUM ROLL: I am about to reveal the first secret. When the Constitution just had 10 Amendments, everything in America was fine. Those were the good old days. But, because evil liberals wanted more, greed took over. So extra Amendments were added and that’s when things got screwy for America. First, the slaves were freed. Then women were allowed to vote and then foreigners started coming to America. Yeah, when we just had the 1st Amendment and the 2nd Amendment – foreigners weren’t even here yet!
During the good ole days of 1776, people didn’t come to America from other countries, no foreigners at all.
Heck, this was God’s country, and only European settlers (there were no Native Americans yet, think about it!! Are they real Americans -- they didn't settle and colonize this land! They just lived here) those Natives just lived here so why the heck would Europeans need a 14th Amendment to make themselves American? They were the real Americans! That's why you only had 10 Amendments first, cause the Europeans were already American!! That's what all the liberals don't get. You have to know your history. If you want to take America back.. let’s go back to the way it was. Erase the whole damn 14th Amendment because rewriting is just for liberals!! Give America back to our Founding Fathers, to our European settlers, to the one and only true, real Americans.
Man, when I find out which liberal put the 14th amendment in there I won't vote for them again. Like I said, the key to saving America is to erase the 14th Amendment. Of course, to be extra sure, let's tighten security on that Mexican border so that we can stop all the illegals, communists, gays and Muslims from coming in.
Ok, now I am finally ready to tell you second big secret...and I mean - this one is BIG!!
But, first, I have to confess something else.
I love the phrase illegal alien, we have to fight to keep it. See, we can’t say spic, wetback or beaner anymore. Yeah, liberals took that freedom away from us too. They invented 'politically correct'. But that's a ploy to take everything that's American away. You know what else we can’t say anymore… nigger. But it's unconstitutional to not say what U want, and it's our right as Americans to say nigger, nigger, nigger. Spic, Spic, Spic. By the way, chink and gook are almost on the way out too. Know what’s next? Fag. Yeah, pretty soon we won’t be able to say faggot anymore either. Liberals just wanna get rid of everything patriotic.
But, one thing is for sure, everyone can still say illegal alien, and thank God for that! Even the Democrats say illegal alien because they know the truth. What truth is that? Here is the secret I am going to reveal to you, so read this carefully. All the liberals know that illegal aliens weren’t born with any inalienable rights the way everyone else was, and our Founding Fathers even said it. Actually, they spelled it out but someone erased it. You don’t believe me? Well, then you can read it for yourself in The United States Declaration of Independence adopted by the Continental Congress on July 4, 1776. Here is what it actually says:
“We hold these truths to be self-evident, that except for the illegal aliens, all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Happiness. Once again, except for illegal aliens.” – signed by The Founding Fathers.
That is what it said in the original Declaration of Independence and I know for a fact that some darned liberal erased the “except for the illegal aliens” sentence from it! Actually, a black guy who belongs to the Tea Party Movement told me all of this. As you can see, since a black guy told me this information, it is not racist. Since he is black, he can’t be racist at all. Neither are you or me.
Here is third secret I am about to reveal... Hey, why stop at 2 secrets!
The same liberals who removed the phrase ‘illegal alien’ from the Declaration of Independence is also the same one who created the fake American birth certificate for Barack Obama. Obama was born in another country, everyone knows that, but what the media does not tell you is that he is also an illegal alien!!!
Fidel Castro, the Muslims and Chavez (he's dead -- one down one to go).. all these socialists… have a plan and Obama is part of it. Their plan is to take over the real America by infiltrating it with illegal aliens. This sounds crazy but they envy America so much so that they will do anything destroy it and that’s why anchorbabies exist.
The worst part is that the liberals know this and that is why Barack Obama is President today (and re-elected!).
There, I said it. Now you know the full truth. Our Founding Fathers wrote “except for the illegal aliens, all men are created equal” and Barack Obama is the Commander “Anchor Baby” in Chief and the liberal media is trying to hide that cause they want to take over the real, Sarah Palin, America.
Trust me, this is the truth and the Lord revealed it to me when I saw His light. That's why I broke ranks with the socialist-liberals, and I want to join the Tea Party Movement. Praise the Lord, Hallelujah.
By the way, there's an added bonus, if you erase the 14th amendment today then you can skip from the 13th amendment all the way to the 15th. That's right, less reading for you and more time to watch 'Dancing with the Stars'. But you have to act quickly since this offer only lasts before the 'Dancing with the Stars' is canceled, which I hear the liberals want to do. So, call your congressman today and ask for the: ERASE THE 14th AMENDMENT 'DANCING WITH THE STARS' SPECIAL and you'll get the added bonus right away.
In summary, get rid of the 14th amendment, it's one less reading anyway and more Dancing with the Tarts! Sorry, Star.
Call the number below and ask for the ERASE the 14th amendment Dancing with the Stars, special.
Here is the # (855) ERASE-14. Again, the number is (855) 372-7314. (check with your carrier for your calling rates. Sorry, but now that I am a Tea Party member, you're on your own).
No 14th Amendment, no anchor babies, no illegal aliens working anymore at Chipotle, no Muslims building ground-zero mosques, no communists talking about spreading wealth. Anyone else born in the US from now on won’t become an American – and, the best part, less reading for whoever still is! I should be the next President.
Now, for those of you who think that corporations outsourcing middle class jobs are to blame for America’s financial problems, or that the donations both Republicans and Democrats get from multinational corporations, or the rich banks who evict working class people from their homes, or the CEO’s who make millions of dollars off the Iraq and Afghan wars while soldiers and innocent people keep dying.. if you ever thought they were to blame for the problems in America, news flash… you’re wrong!!
Just ask FOX news. Rich folk love you, and they will do everything for you. It's the anchor babies who hate you.
Wall Street, and its corporate mind frame, will never take your jobs away. Corporations don’t steal, they care about poor people. The real thieves are the socialists, the liberals and the illegal aliens. But, like I told you, I broke ranks with those evil brainwashing, commie pigs. I just watch FOX news now and that is why I caught wind of the truth, thank God!
The other news outlets, all they talk about is the bank bailouts that the wealthy got, but how does that tell us anything important? You know what else is not important? The war budgets that cost America over $100 Billion dollars a year.. or how the rich and wealthy CEO's keep getting millions of dollars in huge bonuses every month while working and lower class Americans stand on the unemployment line.. forget the global warming issue, global warming doesn't even exist... but Anchor Babies and illegal immigrants - they definitely exist. They are the real problem and the real threat to America.
I admit this because, as I said, I need to repent my evil socialist ways and be a good little capitalist from now on. As a matter of fact, listen to something evil I did. It’s unchristian, unholy! So, I caution you to read it carefully and pray to the Lord for protection while you read this below. It’s horrific.
When I was a baby I had a neighbor, who was also a baby, named Sally (who my illegal alien mother calls Gringa). Anyway, Sally went with her mommy to the supermarket because she ran out of diapers.
But when they returned from the market Sally was crying. So, while I was drooling (remember, I was a baby when this happened), I asked her... "Sally, why are you crying?" Little Sally told me her mommy needed to buy diapers for her.. so they went to the market but they didn't find any diapers because they were all sold out. So, she was crying cause all she could do now was poop in her favorite Osh Kosh pants.
That moment is when I realized how much the real America was suffering. But what I did not tell little Sally is that, earlier that same day, my illegal parents had gone to that very same market and bought all the diapers that were in there because it is their sole mission to taketh everything away from the real America.
Yes, I had all the diapers in my McMansion while little Sally was forced to poop in her favorite pants.
Too bad, little Sally. Poop in your Osh Kosh pants while I poop in my diapers. Ah, yes, anchor babies get to have everything the real Americans need and deserve.... we taketh while they needeth. I love America.
Thank you, America, I keep getting a free ride. Yes, my undocumented parents – oops, I slipped… I mean, my illegal alien parents take your jobs away... forget the middle class higher wage jobs that CEO's keep shipping abroad... I’m talking about the minimum wage jobs that all the 'real' Americans want and beg for. My evil parents happily take those jobs away, while I happily steal diapers from 'real' American babies.
Why do we do this? Cause that is what an evil socialist does, we try to spread the wealth for us. But, please, believe me when I tell you that I don't want to be this way anymore because I see HIS white light and I want to make it to baby heaven. So, spread the word to end this evil invasion of the anchor babies and illegal aliens, plus the communists and Muslims too. Tell everyone you know to read this too.
Wait, come to think of it.. who would've ever thought a baby could write online, and much less an anchor baby speaking the English language? This is worrisome and it means that I, an anchor baby, can easily assimilate into American culture. Anyway, too bad my parents don't speak English. Oh, well, they're such immigrants anyway. Ha, ha, ha. Think about, if I am just a baby now and I have my own website.. then who knows what evil I will havoc when I grow up!! I might even get a job at Chipotle. Ha, ha, ha!!
- The Anchor Baby
[email protected]